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Worst. Prank. Ever!

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Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy’s crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man’s groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

30 years! Life sentence! Death penalty! Kill them twice!

You oughtn’t touch a man’s business. Especially with fire.

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So, how did they put the fire out? Did they stomp it out, thus causing trauma, or did they use an extinguisher, thus giving him frostbite? Ooh, how about a picture of Ann Coulter? That's guaranteed to end any heated feelings near the groin, but the bits involved may well migrate back into the body, never to be seen or heard from again.

Whatever happened to writing "PENIS" on the forehead with a sharpie? Kids these days!