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Woman Gives Birth to Her Own Grandchild

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A 61-year-old Japanese woman gave birth to her own grandchild, using an egg donated by her daughter, a clinic said Thursday.
Surrogate births are extremely rare in Japan and banned by industry groups, but they are not illegal. The Suwa Maternity Clinic in Nagano, northwest of Tokyo, refused to provide information such as the date of the birth or gender of the baby. News reports said the baby was born last year.

Pfffft. We pulled this sort of thing off all the time in Arkansas, and it was a lot easier than donating eggs and surrogacy.

We called it incest, and it was awesome. It’s like my Dad always told me, “Grandmothers make the best lovers.”

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Japan is not cool with surrogate births. I remember when I lived in Japan there was a case where a couple had to go to America for a surrogate mother and the resulting baby was actually denied Japanese citizenship.

Yeah, a lesson in history from Mr. "I'm my own Grampa"!