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Who Knew the GOP Could be This Sexy?!
Though we are a legal blog that covers, mostly, laws and the men and women who draft and enact them, we do tend to get slightly risqué from time to time here at QuizLaw. And, while we’re not of the gay persuasion (not that there’s anything wrong with it), we simply couldn’t resist posting a few images of this hot, steamy new political porn calendar. Hawt! With the likes of Mark Foley, Ken Mehlman, and that sweet little piece of ass, Orin Hatch, you just knew that the hottest calendar in town would come from the Republican National Committee.
Take this photo of Dick Cheney, for instance: Rugged and devilishly sexy, Dicky C. can melt panties and boxers alike. I know, because mine are melting right now! This man could shoot a round in my face, anytime.
Or, take a gander at the March 2007 spread of George W. Bush: Phallic telephone receiver, smoldering squint, and a pair of glasses to give the 44th President of the United States that undeniably intellectual look. Cold shower! Cold shower!
The less said about April 2007’s photo, however, the better — it feels just a little too Mark Foley for my taste. President Bush best look out, before he runs afoul of his own kiddie porn laws!
But, it’s September that really takes the cake: Look closely, y’all. The man standing behind George is perilously close to a Presidential reach-around!!! Quiver!
Act now! 12 months of the hottest, steamiest calendar glossies can be yours for the low, low price of $25. Bonus! For the first 1,000 customers, the RNC will throw in for absolutely free the 2007 Lesbian calendar, featuring Lynne and Mary Cheney. Order now! This GOP Porn won’t last long!!!
Comments
Are you sure that's a man going for the reach-around?
Posted by Adrienne | December 5, 2006 4:54 PM
"The man standing behind George is perilously close to a Presidential reach-around!!!"
I'm... pretty sure that's a woman.
Posted by Alex | December 5, 2006 5:44 PM