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When Drivers Attack
So there’s an Alaska man who “is facing a litany of charges after [local] police say he twice hit a pedestrian with whom he’d been arguing Saturday, then spat and flung urine at the officers who arrested him.” Seems that our dear friend was peacefully driving down the street when another car drove him into a ditch. Our friendly driver responded by running into the other car, then hopping out and opening a can of whoop-ass. Cops responded to call about the fistfight and when they showed up, our friend hopped back into his car and led them on a high-speed chase. He was eventually arrested, and showed his frustration by spitting on the cops.
Oh, actually, he probably really showed his frustration more with the whole flinging urine thing. Seems that he pissed himself in the back of the patrol car. And then, at the station he “again wet himself, kicked off his shoes, soaked up the urine with his socks and flung it at the two police officers.”
Eeegads.
You know, this guy is lucky that his car was only ran into a ditch at the beginning of this whole little adventure. After all, he could’ve wound up like a car thief who took a stolen SUV around an exit ramp curve too fast, winding up in a rather awkward position:
