« The Daily Memo - 7/15/08 | Main | In Canada, Shitfaced = Consent »

What Did This Man’s Girlfriend Hit Him With?

joel_goldsmith_t220.jpgHere’s your first clue? The story takes place in Florida.

Kimberlee Ann Cole went to jail Friday after allegedly striking Joel E. Goldsmith, 24, with the commode seat after finding him in the restroom smoking crack.

Ah, yes: She takes the expression “beat the shit out of him” to its literal extreme.