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We’ve Got Spirit, Yes We Do, We’ve Got Spirit, I’m Gonna Punch You!

cheerleader.jpgMary Delgado used to be a cheerleader for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Seems she was also the winner of “The Bachelor” in 2004, although “winner” is a deeply subjective term when the bachelor in question was a professional bass fisherman. Anyway, she accepted his proposal, and they’ve been living together ever since.

But it’s not a true Disney fairy tale ending, apparently, as Delgado was arrested last week for decking her fisherman fiance in the mouth. It should come as little surprise that she was drunk when the cops showed up, and that lovely picture to the right would be Ms. Rah-Rah-Sis-Boom-Bah’s subsequent mugshot.

No word yet on why Delgado slugged her fisherman, although one suspects that it’s because she finally came to her senses and realized that she’s engaged to a professional bass fisherman. I mean, come on.

(Although our friends over at Kissing Suzy Kolber suspect that she may have punched him “while performing the dreaded ‘Reverse Bismarck.’” The world may never know.)

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WELL U KNOW SHE PROBLEY HAD A DAMN GOOD REASON WHY SHE HIT HIM IN HIS MOUTH MABIE HE DID SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T OF !