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Well hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go

toilet.jpgUhm … yuck.

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Seriously … yuck.

(Hat tip to reader Jessica.)

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So many (horrific) questions come to mind! How does one eat and sleep on the toilet for two years in a row? (Does Pizza Hut deliver straight to the bathroom?) Did she change her clothes? Did she wipe (eww)? Did her boyfriend have another toilet in the house? It just boggles the mind!

Jesus! Can anybody get a picture or two. This has to be fascinating! The only reason that makes sense is she got a flat screen tv there.