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Today’s Lesson Plan
LESSON NUMBER 1 - my friends, if you are crack dealers and have to go to the courthouse, it’s probably best not to take your supply in with you.
LESSON NUMBER 2 - we can all breathe a deep sigh of relief, for the penis-in-a-microwave case has pled out.
LESSON NUMBER 3 - if you runaway as a teen and stay away for 10 years, when you come back, the best thing to do is obviously to sue the city and your old school for failing to adequately try to find you.
