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Thy Daily Plank - 9/19/06
Geisha House is being sued by a photographer who says the fanchy-schmancy Hollywood joint owes her money for its use of her geisha photography. (Defamer)
A woman’s car was stolen by her ex-boyfriend, recovered by her ex-husband, and then crashed by her ex-husband’s son. (Dayton Daily News)
Alec Baldwin, who’s dating a lawyer so presumably doesn’t hate them all, says that Kim Basinger’s lawyer is “this 300-pound homunculus whose face looks like a cross between a bulldog and a clenched fist,” that she’s a “hideously angry-looking woman” and that she has a “snarl and hiss.” (New York Post)
The ACLU has filed a lawsuit on behalf of a former West Virginia inmate, claiming that the man’s parole was delayed because he planned to live with his fiancee, which would be a violation of the state’s cohabitation law, banning unmarried people to “‘lewdly and lasciviously associate’ and live together.” (FindLaw)
