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Those boobs weren’t made for walking…
In New York, three women are unhappy with their breast implants, because they feel the implants are too big, and they have filed malpractice lawsuits against the doctor, an Upper East Side plastic surgeon. The women allege a variety of problems resulting from the too-large breasts, including deformities, leaks, aching ribs and depression. One of the women says that the doctor dreams “for every woman to have a D cup,” which is why she believes he turned her B-cups into double-D’s. Another of the women also claims to have made it clear that she did not want to be as large as a double-D, yet he made her a double-D anyway.
I have no problem believing that this doctor might be obsessed with large breasts, particularly in the post-Pamela-Anderson years. But I would suggest that he contemplate the nature of beauty a little more, and realize that large breasts are not the be-all end-all. He should go find a nice garden and meditate on the beauty of Angelina and Jessica for a while. In fact, since it is Friday, I think we should all leave work early and ourselves contemplate the beauty of Angelina and Jessica.
