« How not to get busted for driving around with pot and coke in your car… | Main | See, this is why nobody in Jersey has any manners! »

This guy needs to take a lesson from Meatloaf

meatloaf.jpgAll Frank Paul Reyos wanted to do was get married. So he took his girlfriend and off the pair hopped to the local courthouse for a quick and simple marriage.

Turns out Reyos was a fugitive, wanted by the local gang unit for aggravated robbery charges. In fact, the cops described Reyos as “Salt Lake County’s Public Enemy No. 1.”

Some of you are thinking, “that’s so romantic — despite being wanted, he decided to take a chance in going to the courthouse to marry his true love.” Others are thinking, “he’s a dumb ass.”

The second group is right — Reyos was recognized and promptly arrested. And if he thought he wouldn’t be recognized, he might’ve tried to cover up his face tattoos especially the spiderweb on his forehead.

Moral of the story? It’s ok to do anything for love, but maybe don’t go to the courthouse when you’re a fucking wanted felon. That was one of the lines in that Meatloaf song, right?

| Comments (2)


I've said it before and I'll say it again - what a douche! Considering his moral slip up here, I gotta wonder, do you think he voted, too?

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?