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Things not to do on an airplane…

airplane-wing.jpg…Ram your seat back as quickly as possible the second the dinger dings and the light goes off, ensuring that the person behind you gets a swift shot to the knees.

…Call the stewardess flight attendant “Sweet Tits McGee” or “Bulging Sac McBuster.”

…Tell the mother with the crying baby to shut her kid’s piehole or you’ll shut it for them both.

…Stand up and start pissing on the person sitting next to you.

Yeah, turns out that last one will get you up to 21 days in the clink.