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These boots were made for stealin, and that’s just what I’ll do….

cowboy-boots.jpgLast month I told you about the dangerous Florida Bra Bandit, a gal who stole 452 bras worth a little under two hundred grand.

Well there’s a Texas truck driver who’d like to tell her that she ain’t shit. Because this motherfucker stole over 20,000 boots and accessories, worth over $3 million. And while the Bra Bandit did it over the course of months, our boy works fast, doing this all in two strikes, once over Labor Day weekend and again on November 9.

And what does one do with 20,000 stolen boots, you ask? Walk them all over you, of course!

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That was $90,000 in bras. Unless they were $420 bras.