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The truth is out there
I don’t know many things, but here’s one thing I know. The aliens are already here. They walk among us, among me and you and them and everyone. And they have a plan which they will be able to implement one day, one day soon, when they have sufficiently infiltrated the government and corporate society. And on that day, they will begin the mandatory placement of microchip implants into each and every member of society. Once this implantation process is complete, with the flip of a switch the aliens will be able to take over, and we’ll all find ourselves mindless drones serving our alien overlords in what has been re-dubbed the United States of Alienica.
Here’s another thing I know. Wisconsin is fighting the good fight to prevent this from happening. The cheese state is on the verge of becoming the first state in our nation to have legislation prohibiting people from implanting microchips into others without the implantee’s knowledge and consent, and also prohibiting anyone from adopting a policy requiring others to accept such a microchip implant. An aide to the state representative who authored the legislation notes “I don’t think most people had thought about this as an issue, but it’s scary. It’s reality now.”
See, they know what the aliens are planning. So go suck on some cheddar, aliens, ‘cause you’re not getting to us through Wisconsin!
