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“The Trump Lawsuit (TM) will be the best lawsuit in the history of lawsuits ever to be filed in any court, ever.”

trumpODonnell.jpgThis is, hands down, my favorite story of at least all of December, if not the year. On Wednesday’s episode of The View, Rosie went on a tirade about Donald Trump because of his decision to let Miss USA keep her crown after the stories of her underage drinking and partying. Rosie quickly turned this into a personal attack against the Donald, calling him a “snake-oil salesman,” claiming he’s repeatedly been bankrupt, claiming that his marital relationships have been less than stellar, etc. (you can catch video of some of Rosie’s little diatribe over at Gawker).

Well The Insider caught up with Trump later that day and he gave one hell of a rebuttal, saying he was going to sue her for all of the crap she was spewing about him. But there’s no sense in me telling you what he said, because I can’t do his actual words justice. Just watch - you won’t be sorry:

That’s right folks, coming in 2007, Trump v. O’Donnell. Here’s a sneak peak at the causes of action in Trump’s complaint:

Causes of Action:

1. Being disgusting and unattractive, both inside and out.
2. Being a slob.
3. Being a loser.
4. Basically, being a disaster.
5. Having a weak mind and a fat ugly face.
6. Talking like a truck driver.
7. Making personal attacks on The Donald (TM).
8. Trying to use ABC and The View to get even with The Donald (TM).
9. Not telling the facts.
10. Daring to disrespect The Donald (TM).
11. Not respecting my authoritah!

Our friends over at Defamer break down the current aftermath of this whole amusement here.

Meanwhile, yesterday, Trump took it a step further, saying he is all set to sue her and that his lawsuit is being put together:

She says things that come to her mouth, she’s not smart, she’s crude, she’s ignorant and to be honest I look forward to suing Rosie….I’m gonna sue her and I look forward to it. She’s really very dangerous for the show….Rosie will find out what we’re suing her for. She knows what we’re suing her for.

For those of us entertained by such nonsense, Christmas has come a little early!

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I 100% agree what The Donald has to say. Rosie is very,very unattractive. I don't get what why she's on TV.

People like Donald Trump have to understand that Rosie is a comedian, and a talk show host. Rosie does things for shock value and it's funny, obviously Donald does things for money and only money if he really plans on sueing her. The fact that he attacked her by calling her fat and ugly is childish and lame, he is the real loser, if he doesn't like the negitive attention he shouldn't be in the lime light. He's greedy and likes to stick up for young girls, in hopes that they might repay him with a blow job or a finger up his ass. Rosie has helped many people with her money, he just benefits himself with his. He's a joke, and thats why Rosie was making fun of him! I hope that bastard goes bankrup for good.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Rosie should have been smarter than to put herself through this. It doesn't matter who did what with what for what reason (money). Having said this....

The whole escapade is vile. The court is best served by hearing other cases, really. It is sad that the court will probably hear this case at all. But, then again, I am no lawyer. But I could be a juror and this is a complete turn off.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Rosie should have been smarter than to put herself through this. It doesn't matter who did what with what for what reason (money). Having said this....

The whole escapade is vile. The court is best served by hearing other cases, really. It is sad that the court will probably hear this case at all. But, then again, I am no lawyer. But I could be a juror and this is a complete turn off.