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The Devil Wears … Whatever the Hell Ann Coulter Has On
As much as The Smoking Gun might have inspired us today with entries on a man who is suing a sperm bank after he discovered a secret pinhole camera or the story of a five-year-old girl whose parents are suing after the girl found a used condom in a Vegas hotel room and stuck it in her mouth, it is the world of politics that really leaves our mouths agape.
Why? Well, because just when you thought she couldn’t possibly say anything more outrageous than calling 9/11 widows money-grubbing harlots, plagiarist and anorexic devil-spawn Ann Coulter has taken her brand of crazy one step further by suggesting that former President Bill Clinton is … wait for it, y’all … a latent homosexual.
Yep. Your heard right. The man who Gennifer Flowers once told could “eat good pussy,” the former most powerful man in the world who once inserted a cigar into an intern’s cho-cha, and who then received oral pleasure in the Oval Office and lived to lie about it is, according to Ann Coulter, the next coming of Lance Bass.
In an interview Coulter gave on “The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch,” transcripts of which were sent to Wonkette, Coulter suggested that Bill Clinton’s “sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.” Really, Ann. Tell us more.
Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?
Ms. COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…
DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.
Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
Ms. COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
Why is he looking at you like that?! Because, damn Ann; you just rode the crazy-train halfway around the world and jumped the tracks somewhere around Looneyville. Where the hell did you get your psych degree, woman? Some sort of Hannibal Lecter mail-order school? Do you ever listen to a goddamn word that slips between your fangs? If narcissism was tantamount to homosexuality, I seriously doubt you could manage to leave any carpet unmunched. Damn! Stick a sock in it, lady, before something reasonable sneaks out.
Comments
well, going by her completely impenetrable reasoning, the porn industry is in for some serious trouble..
Posted by razh | July 26, 2006 6:19 PM
I very much enjoyed the verbal bitch-slap you just handed Ann Coulter.
She is just upset that said cigar was not inserted into her "cho-cha" and was instead shoved up her ass! To this day, whenever she opens her mouth, a sickening plume of smoke comes spewing out and forms itself into the most hate-ridden garbage on the planet.
Posted by sparklyeyedgal | July 29, 2006 12:03 AM
I very much enjoyed the verbal bitch-slap you just handed Ann Coulter.
She is just upset that said cigar was not inserted into her "cho-cha" and was instead shoved up her ass! To this day, whenever she opens her mouth, a sickening plume of smoke comes spewing out and forms itself into the most hate-ridden garbage on the planet.
Posted by sparklyeyedgal | July 29, 2006 12:04 AM