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The Daily Memo - 5/9/07

check.jpgLast week, an Ohio police officer who had been honored by Mothers Against Drunk Driving was arrested, and I’ll leave it up to you to take a wild guess at what he was charged with. (Associated Press)

check.jpgWear it loud and wear it proud: “I am a thief - I stole from WalMart.” (CNN)

check.jpgBlawg Review #107 brings back the law school staple of the Socratic Method. (Blawg Review)

check.jpg“Associate pay raises = Salem witch trials.” (Above the Law)

check.jpgThe Austin police were no doubt thrilled when a man included feces with his mailed-in ticket payment. (Post-Bulletin)

check.jpgA Liberian man has been arrested for trying to sell a bag of white paper in a New York hotel, claiming that it was actually $4 million of $100 bills that had been dyed white. (UPI)

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Yeah, back in college, my friend and I used to steal make-up from Wal-Mart. We never felt bad about it (as we would have had it been a mom and pop drugstore which we wouldn't have stolen from, anyway) because a) we were really poor; and b) uh, HELLO, it's Wal-Mart, the most evil corporation on earth.

Our make-up heists were our own little "fuck you" to Wal-Mart, and we benefited as well. Had we been caught (thank god we weren't) I would have gladly worn one of those signs. I would have worn it with pride.