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The Daily Memo - 5/12/08

check.jpgIsiah Washington has filed a complaint against “Grey’s Anatomy” because they had the gall to use his photo in a fake newspaper article (although, to be fair, it is technically a violation of the show’s contract with SAG). (TV Squad)

check.jpgWell yeah, when I wanted to get info about what law school to go to, I totally thought “CBS Sports!” (Above the Law)

check.jpg“It there a constitutional right to an orgy?” There will be once I become President, I’ll tell you what. (The Cuban Revolution)

check.jpgAnd yeah, I’m all about a constitutional amendment banning the election of fucking morons, too. (Supreme Dicta)

check.jpgBut the real question is, could the Scalia persuade the knickers off a nun? (Slate)

check.jpgSome in Wisconsin, including the Governor, want to make a third DUI conviction a felony, and my only question is, why is it taking so long for folks to toughen up against repeat DUI offenders? (JS Online)

check.jpgWhat’s this world coming to when a comedian can’t give a lady’s breast a high-five without ending up with a harassment charge? (UPI)