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The Daily Memo - 4/26/07

check.jpgSigh … another dumbass gets arrested for a DUI on the way to a DUI hearing…. (Centre Daily)

check.jpgNorth Dakota has joined Mississippi by passing a conditional abortion law which is set to outlaw abortion in the state the moment if/when the Supremes overturn Roe v. Wade. (Above the Law)

check.jpgThe New Jersey Supremes have ruled that public policy doesn’t support the state not rehiring a toll collector who got in trouble for shooting off a paintball gun at a car. (Law.com)

check.jpgHahahahahahaaaaa … Perez Hilton has been sued by five more paparazzi agencies for copyright infringement because of unauthorized use of their photos. Suck it, Perez. (The Hollywood Reporter, Esq.)

check.jpgA Cleveland man’s last words before being put to death for the 1994 murder of his wife was that he would be helping the Browns win the Super Bowl from the afterlife. (Deadspin)

check.jpgA Department of Homeland Security officer has confessed to helping run a massage parlor which (allegedly) gave happy endings. (The Buffalo News)