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The Daily Memo - 4/2/07

check.jpgThe CEO of “1-800-ATTORNEY” has pled guilty to securities fraud. (Law.com)

check.jpgA sorority which was kicked off of DePauw University’s campus, following allegations that the sorority kicked out all its fat and ugly members (as well as its one black member), is now suing the school. (Newsweek)

check.jpgChicago has issued its first $250 fine for a violation of the foie gras ban and it went to a hot dog vendor that was “lacing its specialty dogs with the duck liver delicacy.” (myTELUS)

check.jpgOur latest 80s child actor to find himself in trouble with the law is Brian Bonsall, the former little Andy Keaton on “Family Ties” - he’s facing assault and false imprisonment charges. (Daily Camera)

check.jpgThree homeless men have settled with the city of Las Vegas for almost $50,000 after they were arrested under an already-rescinded law making it illegal to sleep near feces. (KVBC)

check.jpgA House subcommittee thinks the most important problem of the times is that Google has changed Google Maps to pre-Katrina images. (Yahoo! News)

check.jpgThe Second Circuit has ruled that towns can only ban strip clubs if they have evidence of “negative secondary effects.” (Law.com)

check.jpgA lawyer has taken out newspaper ads looking for folks who have witnessed Giants Stadium employees serving beer to already-drunk fans. Forget drunk fans – when’s there going to be a lawsuit over the fact that Eli Manning sucks? (Law.com)