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The Daily Memo - 1/29/07

check.jpgA 10-year old who directed and starred in a short movie at the weathered age of 9 is now suing to get creative control of the film so it can be seen by the masses. (Cinematical)

check.jpgHe may not get a chance to be next week’s Super Bowl MVP, but at least Tom Brady gets to be a trial witness next month (his former offensive coordinator and current Notre Dame head coach, world class fatty Charlie Weiss is suing some doctors who allegedly botched his failed gastric bypass surgery). (Bostonist).

check.jpgSix Tennessee high school girls have been charged with a conspiracy to kill classmates, teachers, Tom Cruise, Oprah and the Energizer Bunny(!). (CNN)

check.jpgJustice Ginsburg is lonely without her homegirl O’Connor around the Supreme halls. (USA Today)

check.jpgSo wait, that lawyer who was charging me the lowest rates ever wasn’t actually a licensed attorney? (May It Please the Court)

check.jpgLA’s legal advisors have told the city that it lacks the authority to ban trans fats. (The Mercury News)

check.jpgPhilly, meanwhile, has decided that it may be time to jump on the banning-trans-fat bandwagon. (PennLive.com)