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The best explanations are often the simplest explanations

waffle-house.jpgA 50-year-old guy in the town of Niceville, Florida took the city’s name a bit literally. So when he went to a local Waffle House, he decided to treat folks to a nice show by dropping trow in the middle of the restaurant. He refused a request to go get changed in the bathroom, and began yelling out cusses and banging on the windows.

The cops showed up, naturally, and when they asked him what the deal was, he said:

I’m drunk. You know how I am when I’m drunk.