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That Dude is Really Happy to See You
A Canadian man, arrested for failing to show up to several court dates, is searched and thrown into jail. Unfortunately, the cops failed to check one certain area:
It was only when he was being checked in to prison that guards discovered nine grams of marijuana wrapped around his penis. [John Christopher] Williams says it was all a misunderstanding.
A misunderstanding? Dude: A misunderstanding is when your wife asks you to pick up bread and you bring home eggs. A misunderstanding is confusing a man named Barack Hussein for a Middle-Eastern dictator. Wrapping nine grams of bud around your schlong ain’t a misunderstanding, it’s an awesome Tuesday night for someone.
(Mini Diversion: How many grams can you wrap around your penis?)
Comments
One. :(
Posted by Snath | June 19, 2008 4:11 PM
I only wrap in ounces.
Posted by Tyson | June 19, 2008 6:10 PM
That's an interpretation of foreplay I never even thought of.
Posted by SneakyLawyer | June 19, 2008 6:15 PM
Ok... ok... I'll say it... smoking the pole
Posted by Colombo | June 20, 2008 12:55 AM