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Stupid and greedy criminals are the best kind of criminals
Late last Sunday night, a Milwaukee man fell into an unfortunate situation - his car war rear-ended and when he pulled over, three dudes jumped in car and said they had a gun and wanted some cash.
The man apparently didn’t have any money on him, so he drove them to an ATM and gave them $200. But them be some greedy bandits and wanted more money, so the man drove to a second ATM and gave them another two hundred. For those keeping track, that meant these dudes now had $400 between them, which ain’t bad for a minimal-amount-of-work jacking.
Two of the hoods were happy with this and hopped out of the car. But the third dude was a greedy little bastard and wanted mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money. So the driver took the car to a third ATM and had the robber wait in the car while he went to get some more cash.
Thing is, that third ATM weren’t no ATM. It was the local police station! Needless to say, our friendly robber was promptly arrested and now faces charges of larceny and idiocy.
