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Silly Cinema Goer Sues Over Unpopped Popcorn

seattle-movie-popcorn.jpgAwwww. Did the poor little frivolous litigant hurt his wittle toof?

Insurance broker Steve Kaplan says he encountered a double dud while watching the movie “Superbad” at the AMC-Lincoln Square Cinema a year ago: His tooth hurt and the movie was awful.
Kaplan sued the theater to recover $1,250 for dental repairs. But Manhattan Civil Court Judge Matthew Cooper ruled that Kaplan could not reasonably expect every kernel to be popped.

What? He didn’t like Superbad? What kind of buzzkill doesn’t like Superbad? Oh: An insurance broker. You know: A good dental insurance plan should cover that hurt tooth.