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She Had it Comin’

chicago1211.jpgWell. this is a first: A guy is using the famous “Cell Block Tango” defense, from the Broadway musical, Chicago:

“And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!”

From today’s Buffalo News:

Police were called to a Pierce Avenue home early Sunday on a report that a woman accidentally walked into a knife.
Upon arrival, officers found the woman bleeding from the abdomen, and her boyfriend claiming that they had been “horsing around” and that the woman walked into a knife lying on a counter. No further details were provided. An investigation is ongoing.

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.