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Satan Worshippers Strike Again

satan.jpgKen Williams, the mayor of Centertown, Arkansas, has unfortunately been forced to resign from his position. Typical scenario, really — the poor guy recently realized that he used to be a preacher under a different name in Indiana and one day in the 1980s, he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshipers.

It was a double-life he had never acknowledged, Williams said, because he didn’t even realize it existed until he had recently taken a truth-serum injection.
As Williams regained his memory, he said, he realized that he had a wife and two kids but that he had decided to leave and take on a new identity to protect them.
“I had no choice. The choice was to watch my family killed before my eyes or go with these people, and I chose instead to run,” Williams said.
He wouldn’t explain from who he was running, saying only that he had been brainwashed.
“I had multiple shock treatments,” Williams said. “It took five years to get my memory back.”
Williams said he took his current identity in 1980 when he moved to Centerton. His full name — Bruce Kent Williams — was taken from a man who died in a car crash back in 1958, he said.
“What happened in 1980 — whether it was right or wrong — I did it under the threat of my family and for my own survival,” he said.
The information went public, Williams said, because he runs a Web site about Don LaRose and his disappearance. LaRose’s former family found the Web site and started inquiring about its author. They found the site registered to a Ken Williams and went from there.

Yet another victim of Satan worshiping abductors. This country really has to put the kibosh on them before they attack again.

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Sounds like a Movie-of-the-week (do they even have those anymore?) or at the very least a really kick-ass episode of Jerry Springer.