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QuizLaw’s Mother of the Month

mommyD.jpgOn Saturday, a 42-year-old Nebraska woman took her 15-year-old daughter to a soccer match.

After the match, Mommy Dearest was apparently unpleased with her daughter’s performance during the game. So while they were in the car driving home, Mommy Dearest started yelling at the girl, chewing her out. She also made the girl start repeating lines about how she could do better. But when the daughter messed up on her delivery of these lines, Mommy Dearest slapped her. That’s when the daughter told her mom to pull over, which Mommy Dearest did.

But Mommy Dearest then beat the girl to the punch, telling her to get out on the side of the freeway. And when the girl did so, Mommy Dearest sped off!

Lucky for the girl, one of her teammate’s parents saw her and took her home and called the cops. Mommy Dearest was then ticketed for suspected child neglect, and it sounds like there’s probably a case there. You know, because of the slapping and the leaving on the side of the freeway.