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Priorities? I don’t need no stinkin’ priorities!
A new crop of terrorism concerns means that Ponyboy can’t take his hair grease onto a plane anymore. The ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel is on uber-shakey ground. But good ol’ President Bush has his priorities in order, spending some time on his casual Monday to look into, and sign, a new law which will help avoid the court-ordered removal of a cross monument in San Diego (we told you about this before).
Word has it that tomorrow he’ll consider signing the Jello Pudding Pop Act of 2006, requiring that Jello Pudding Pops be put back on the market. Now that’s the kind of priorities I’m talking about. …of course, under the new regime, said pudding pops still won’t be allowed on the plane, but it’s a start.
