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Police Blotter Files — Killer Trees
From Pennsylvania’s Times Leader:
Police said Andrew R. Tostevin, 19, of Coopersburg, was found hanging upside down from a tree at North Main and North streets at about 12:36 a.m. Thursday. Police said Tostevin told officers that the tree attacked him. Police said Tostevin was heavily intoxicated and was taken to Wilkes-Barre General Hospital.
Funny thing about killer trees: They only attack drunks.
Comments
And girls in blue gingham dresses and sparkly red shoes.
Posted by Geetch | May 23, 2008 6:35 PM
And teenage wizards who steal flying cars.
Posted by M | May 24, 2008 5:08 PM