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On-field drubbing leads to…uhm..off-field drubbing
Last Sunday, the Seahawks had their collective asses handed to them by the Minnesota Vikings. So one can understand how a Seattle fan present at the home game might want to try to find something to take his mind off of the whupping. Well after being alerted by stadium employees, some off-duty deputies working as stadium security found one Seahawks fan doing just that. The 39-year-old man, who they say had obviously been drinking (at a football game? Get out!), was found in a woman’s bathroom stall, working his way down field with a 31-year-old lady, all while a long line of women waited outside.
Turns out our lecherous football fan is a deputy prosecutor who’s worked in the prosecutor’s office for just shy of 15 years. While the lady was let go, he was detained, arrested and tossed out of the stadium, and is now under investigation for obstruction and trespassing. His boss (i.e., the county prosecutor) says the man will be disciplined, but he’s going to wait to see if charges are filed first. “This could be serious,” said the prosecutor, “but it sounds more childish than anything.”
To be fair, I’ve been to football games in Philadelphia (especially at the old Vet) where the Eagles were simply getting creamed, and I think security would’ve been ecstatic if the worst thing going on was some illicit bathroom nooky. And look at it another way - this deputy prosecutor was really acting in the best interest of the county. Would you rather have a level headed prosecutor in court, or some guy with pent up sexual frustration who’s pissed off because his team just lost their starting quarterback in an eighteen point loss?
