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Ode to the Crunchwrap Supreme

crunchwrap.jpgThankfully, we can head off into President’s Day weekend by laughing at other people’s pain, in this instance, in the form of a powerful hunger for one of Taco Bell’s delicious Crunchwrap Supremes™. Mmmm. Seasoned beef, nacho cheese sauce, sour cream, lettuce, and tomatoes, all wrapped in a discus, so that you can both eat and fling it.

Where was I? Ah, yes: Taco Bell. Out in Ontario (where the Canadians are a little more ghetto fantastic than you’d believe), two women were driving their SUVs and approached a Taco Bell drive-thru at about the same time. One woman pulled ahead, and then the other, Liliana Duenas — believing she was cut off — took umbrage. So, Liliana — a wee 5’1 bit of a woman — returned to her car, pulled out a wooden baseball bat, and started wailing away on the victim. Fortunately, the woman got back into her SUV, and that gas guzzler absorbed most of the blows. However, the victim did sustain a hit to the arm and a few hundred dollars damage to her SUV.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is the awesome power of the Crunchwrap Supreme. It’s so good, you’ll beat the hell out of anyone who stands in your way of it.