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No Wonder There Was So Much Drool in my Voting Booth
For those of you who suspected that the only reason George Bush managed to pull out a victory in the 2004 election was because the majority of Americans were fucking crazy and/or retarded – well, there’s now proof to that assertion.
Indeed, in a study conducted by a master’s student in Connecticut, which surveyed 69 psychiatric outpatients, Christopher Loshe “found a correlation between the severity of a person’s psychosis and their preferences for president: The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush.”
Well, duh!
But they’re not just psycho, they’re also dumb. The study further showed that “Bush supporters had significantly less knowledge about current issues, government and politics than those who supported Kerry.”
Well, it’s no freakin’ wonder the educational system in America is going into the toilet – it’s by design. The more idiots our government can create, the more voters future presidents like Bush will have. It makes so much sense now.
