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No more monkeys jumping on the bed

monkeys-on-the-bed.jpgA 32-year-old Australian man has been ordered by the court to stay 100 meters away from his girlfriend’s apartment. But this isn’t because he was beating her or harassing her or some such.

Nope. It seems that Adam Hinton was just fucking the bejeezus out of Kerry Norris:

Residents of Norris’s home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.

The neighbors says it’s not just about the loud sex, but that Norris is an all-around awful neighbor:

Neighbours also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a six-year-old child in the building had been “subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn’t want a six-year-old to hear,” the spokesman said.
“She is a classic nightmare neighbour,” Taggart said, insisting the case was not about sex. “It’s about allowing your neighbours to have a normal decent life without being disturbed.”

But it really is just about the sex if the order is just to keep the boyfriend away, right? Because she can still sunbathe nude, be vulgar, etc. She just can’t be railed by her boyfriend in the comfort of her own home. And that’s a tragedy, I’ll tell you what….

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if I were them, I'd measure the distance exactly then lay down a blanket and do it right there (Hopefully in the middle of the public area) That'll teach them nosy neighbors.

the link you put didn't work for me. I found this one instead. The picture is fucking priceless.

Can we get a tape of this?

look at her lip. is that a herpe? ew