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More Proof that the 9th Circuit is the Best Circuit

BM1185~Beer-White-Guys-Dance-Posters.jpgYou can take away a man’s freedom, but you can’t take away his drink, so says the 9th Circuit:

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit recently rejected a probation requirement that would have forced Marcus Betts, a former TransUnion employee who pleaded guilty to fixing people’s bad credit reports in exchange for bribes, to abstain from alcohol for three years. The court deemed the requirement an abuse of discretion, noting that it was not reasonably related to a legitimate criminal justice goal, as required by federal law:

There’s a reason the 9th Circuit is the most overturned court in the U.S. …Drunks. All of them, except for Kozinski. That motherfucker is just crazy.