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More Friday Rules

federleezee.jpgRule number one - don’t marry K-Fed.

Rule number two - don’t marry K-Fed.

Rule number three - when you come to your senses and realize that you should’ve followed rules number one and two, and decide to divorce K-Fed, don’t be surprised when he comes after you for spousal support. He’s gotta’ find some way to afford Ho Hos.

Seriously Brit-Brit, feel free to consult QuizLaw before deciding to once again step into the legal bounds of holy matrimony. We’re here for you honey.