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M’awake, m’awake *hicc’p* oh, hey Mr. Occifer!

fosters.jpgAwesome. Just awesome.

A 20-year-old man was busted for drunk driving. (Not the awesome part.)

He was busted because a cop found him, at 5 a.m., pulled over to the side of the road and fast asleep behind the wheel. (Not the awesome part.)

When the cop woke him up and asked him where he was, he said he was on one street when, in actuality, he was on another. (Not the awesome part.)

When the cop asked him for his driver’s license … (awesome part warning) … he gave the cop two pairs of sunglasses (eh), a half-cold Fosters which he claimed he had opened earlier but, you know, not really drank much of (pretty rad) and an empty box of condoms. (Awesome!)

“Sorry occifer — if I knew you were coming I would *hicc-p* have boughten some more rubbererbers for sexy time.”