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Less Filling! Tastes Great!

Bud-Ice.gifThe less filling/tastes great controversy took a violent turn last week, when a scuffle broke out between two men over a case of beer.

A 60-year-old Redding man has pleaded not guilty to a charge that he attacked a friend with a machete in a dispute over a case of beer. James Henry Smidt is accused of attacking Randall Jackson after the two men argued over a case of Bud Ice on Tuesday night. Police say the 57-year-old Jackson suffered gashes on his neck, arm, head and face.

Bud Ice? Come on, now. Schmidt’s punishment for wielding the machete, actually, should be that he must drink the entire case.