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Ladies and Gentlemen: Meet Magic Fingers
I don’t know that many of our readers were familiar with a man named Jeffrey Epstein before this week, but he’s one of those billionaire investors with a secret list of clients, who he manages money for. He’s a big contributor to the Democrats, and is apparently one of those ruggedly handsome individuals who has been known to hobnob with the likes of Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, who once mentioned that Epstein “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
And how! According to a probable cause affidavit obtained by the good folks over at The Smoking Gun, apparently what Trump means by “on the young side,” is high-school-cheerleader young. Indeed, Mr. Epstein was arrested this week after a lengthy probe by the Palm Beach police department revealed that he’s been paying underage girls to have sex with him, and it ain’t exactly missionary-style we’re talking about here. From the 22-page affidavit, which is filled with all sorts of lascivious nuggets, Epstein liked to pay his underage ladies between $200 and $1000 to massage him while he did various things to them with various sex toys and his own magic fingers, though many of the girls were less than receptive. Moreover, the affidavit explains that Mr. Epstein’s penis was even deformed, in that it was “egg-shaped,” which the 2002 New York Magazine profile of Epstein conveniently left out.
Apparently, the real star of the show here was one Haley Robson, who met Epstein when she was 17, and later became his facilitator, scouring the area to find “masseuses” for Epstein, some as young as 14-years-old. In fact, Robson called herself Epstein’s “Heidi Fleiss.” According to her Myspace profile (which was largely ripped of its content while I was writing this post), Haley is a Christian girl, a member of the “make out club,” and holder of 335 friends, though I suspect that number may grow after this incident.
Comments
It gets worse! This guy has given millions to Harvard University, is a contributor to the Edge and a charter member of the brainy TED conferences. He throws money at "scientific philonthropic" causes. He also picked up the personal Assistant Sarah Kellman, who was basically his pimp, at on of the EDGE events. Go to thegawker.com and search his name. He is certifiable. (beyond what his deformed penis may justify)!
Posted by judy | July 29, 2006 3:14 PM