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Keep Tasin’ Me, Bro!

Csm_01.jpgA guy goes crazy, right? He loses his marbles and starts violently shaking his roommates. His roommates call the police. The police show up, and find the man sitting on a couch smoking a cigarette.

Then things started to get weird.

First, the police asked him to get up. The man refused. So, the police pepper sprayed him. But, he continued to sit on the couch and smoke a cigarette.

Finally, the police threatened to Taser him. No dice. So, after the police shocked him three times, they were finally able to strap him to a backboard and carry him out of the house — he struggled all the way to the police station, where he was charged with resisting arrest.

As one officer said, “It’s almost amazing that the man was able to continue smoking a cigarette after being doused with pepper spray and Tazed numerous times.”

That’s the power of nicotine, folks. And I love a man who is completely committed to an addiction.