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I’ve Fallen for You like a Blind Roofer.
Though the legal and gossip headlines all week long have focused on Charlie Sheen’s nasty divorce with Denise Richards and allegations that he and his half-man are fond of hookers and kiddie porn, the latest has nothing to do with his-soon-to-be ex-wife. Now, another of Sheen’s ex-lovers has filed a lawsuit against Sheen claiming that the “wacky neighbor and female stalker, Rose” in Sheen’s sitcom, “Two and a Half-Men” was inspired by her relationship with the Wild Thing between 1992 and 1998.
According to papers filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court, Ursula Auburn is claiming that“several of the events involving Rose and Sheen’s character on the show mirror incidents that occurred between Auburn and Sheen and moreover, the character Rose herself clearly appears to be based on Auburn.” Auburn is seeking more than $1 million for invasion of privacy, negligence, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. She further claims that she has suffered “humiliation, emotional distress, embarrassment, chagrin, mortification, and immeasurable grief.”
>Here’s the irony: Ursula Auburn, no surprise, is a porn-star who purportedly once narrated a sex-video in which she claimed to have scored with Jack Nicholson, Nicolas Cage, Don Henley, Charlie Sheen, Ian Ziering and Mikhail Barishnikov and even played intimate taped messages she says were left by some of those celebrities, and yet she is suing for invasion of privacy?! I mean, you gotta think that Ms. Auburn gave up any “invasion of privacy” rights when she started flashing her cooter for cash. And, honestly, “humiliation” and “embarrassment” are just part and parcel of dating Charlie Sheen. Seriously, if having a “wacky neighbor” based on her is the worst thing to come out of a relationship with Charlie Sheen, she should thank her lucky stars. After all, if history is any indication, anything less than a bullet wound is fortuitous.
