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It’s Bodily Fluids Day on QuizLaw!

taking_the_piss.jpgEarlier today, Seth gave you a story about a woman whose diarrhea didn’t get her out of a speeding ticket, and then Molly told you about a man in Sheboygan who pissed on an officer, and now I give you this:

An Indian man has beaten his neighbour to death for urinating against the wall of his house after a drinking binge, newspapers said.
Shri Pal, a 35-year-old scrap dealer, died of his injuries after Durga Prasad erupted in fury and attacked him, the Hindustan Times reported. “Pal was having drinks with a friend near his house. He then went to relieve himself on the wall of a neighbour who objected,” a police officer told the paper. Pal “could not defend himself as he was drunk,” the officer added.

So, what’s the take home from today’s lessons? Pee Pee and Poo Poo will never keep you safe from the Po Po.

I am overflowing with wit.