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Is there a criminal legal doctrine based on “thrusting?”

prisoner.jpgTwenty-nine-year-old Tiffany Weaver has pleaded guilty to identity theft and using someone else’s government ID. She was charged with posing as a lawyer so that she could get into a Baltimore City prison to have sex with one of the inmates. While she confesses to using the fake ID, she says there was never any prison sex, despite prison officials saying that they saw the sex.

Her attorney denied the sex charges as well, putting it thusly: “There was never any sexual intercourse. There was no thrusting whatsoever.” No. Thrusting Whatsoever.

…Are we sure this guy isn’t impersonating a lawyer as well?