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In other “shocking” news, the sun rises in the East and sets in the West!

setting-sun.jpgFred Baron is either dumb as dirt, or a big fat liar. And since he’s a lawyer, either one is a completely viable option.

Baron paid for John Edwards’ mistress to move to California, and he also paid her rent for several months. But he had no idea she was Edwards’ whore. No siree.

I was shocked…. Do I feel that [Edwards] betrayed me? I don’t like the word betrayal. I think he was in denial himself. He did a very, very stupid, bad thing.

Edwards was in denial himself? Really? “Yeah, I totally wasn’t banging this girl and totally didn’t father a bastard love child with her, but I want to pay to move her out to California anyway, out of the goodness of my heart.” You just gotta’ love lawyers don’t you?

…Don’t you? Seriously, you love us anyway, right?