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“If I could make my eyes actually bulge right out of my head, I would!”
Sigh…unfortunately, I think we all remember that damned “runaway bride” chick. When she was just a wee lass, like many other little girls, she probably pictured herself having a big ol’ fancy wedding, living happily ever after, etc. - one of the great American dreams. But since that hasn’t worked out so well, she’s now decided to go after one of the other great American dreams - winning some coin in a nice little lawsuit.
Yup, our dear Ms. Bug Eyes is suing the fled-from-fiance for half a million bucks. Here’s the deal. Said ex-fiance, John Mason, actually stayed with Bug Eyes after she ran off, for almost a whole extra year - however, everything fell apart last May. During their extended time together, the “happy couple” got $500,000 from an agent for their fantastic story. Bug Eyes alleges that Mason used this money to buy a house and that she’s now entitled to her share, a.k.a., $250,000. And while she’s at it, she’d like another $250K in punitive damages, plus some personal property returned to her (including a gold sofa). She does not, apparently, ask for her pride or dignity back.
Since the lawsuit was filed last month, Mason’s clock to respond is ticking, and he’s gotta’ get his response in by October 22. Vegas is giving even odds that he’ll be filing a counter-suit seeking damages for her fraudulent concealment of the fact that she’s bat-shit-crazy.
Comments
I know she's bat shit crazy. I think tht's my attraction to her!
Posted by Bill Weldon | October 11, 2006 1:16 PM
Someone slap her. Or me. It's a good thing she doesn't have children- can you imagine the ugliness inside and out?
Posted by Sharla | October 11, 2006 4:32 PM
she's gonna need that money as no one's ever going to marry her now. Great site by the way.
Posted by Bill W | October 12, 2006 12:52 PM