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wmicro216.jpgThe Reverend Ken Hucherson, former Dallas Cowboy linebacker and current crazy person, has taken it upon himself to reverse the gay-friendly policies of Microsoft. In fact, he’s so displeased with the way the company champions gay rights that the good Reverend has decided that he and his church brethren will buy out the company so he can reverse the policies himself.

“There are 256 Fortune 500 companies alone pouring millions upon millions of dollars into pushing the homosexual agenda,” he told The Daily Telegraph.
“I consider myself a warrior for Christ. Microsoft don’t scare me. I got God with me.
“I told them that you need to work with me or we will put a firestorm on you like you have never seen in you life because I am your worst nightmare. I am a black man with a righteous cause with a whole host of powerful white people behind me.”

Great idea, Reverend. You have 3500 members of your church, and Microsoft shares are valued at around $317 billion. So, all you have to do is convince each member of your church to buy up $90 million worth of shares. Easy. Peasy.

(H/T Liberal Avenger)

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we will put a firestorm on you like you have never seen in you life because I am your worst nightmare.

And that's exactly what Jesus would say, too.

He's a little "Old Testament" for my taste.

I feel like there is a joke in there somewhere. Something about needing the grace of god to save Vista. meh. I'm officially on break, and too lazy to formulate something clever.