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I Had No Idea Jon Voight Rode the Crazy Train!

voight-teeth.jpgWho knew? I’d always pegged Voight as a grumpier version of Christopher Walken, which is to say, harmlessly batty. Turns out, he’s kind of evil. And paranoid, or so an op-ed piece he wrote for The Washington Times suggests. Here’s a taste:

We, as parents, are well aware of the importance of our teachers who teach and program our children. We also know how important it is for our children to play with good-thinking children growing up.

What the hell is a good-thinking child? And can I find the school where teachers program children, cause I’d like to program mine to stop watching Elmo. It could also come in handy, later, when I could get them to program him into being the shortstop for the Boston Red Sox.

Here’s some more crazy:

The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America.
The Democrats have targeted young people, knowing how easy it is to bring forth whatever is needed to program their minds. I know this process well.

Those subliminal messages must be working if Voight thinks he’s a God-like figure. I just thought he was handsome and well-spoken. And there he goes again with the mind-control. What’s up, Voight? You’ve been watching too much “X-Files,” old man. Step away from the batshit, grandpa.

Hmph. I don’t think I’m going to watch Anaconda anymore. Nah — who am I kidding? Not even a shit-stirring, Academy-Award winning wingnut clown could keep me away from Anaconda. He strangled Kari Wuhr to death with his thighs! What an awesome old coot!

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Ok, first of all, Voight, floss your damn teeth before you go smiling at people like that.

Anaconda was the shizznizzle. Don't let anybody tell you diff.

Now we know where Angelina got the crazy. And you know that chick is crazy.

All things considered, Angelina Jolie may have turned out as sane as could be hoped for.

Jon may have used some creative verbage to express him self, he got it dead on. He was talking about the universities in this country and some of the wack job professors allowed to teach thier propaganda. I have a son in school and has taped many of his profesors classes and shit this guy say's is criminal at least. Many of the students agree with him. Why do you think the military recruts our kids and 18 they are most suseptable to influence. As far as Obama, Dont make me laugh, this guy is a 2 term senator, with no idea what he is doing. If you realy listen to what he is saying about spreading the wealth thats socialisom. And taxing the rich to give to the poor is stupid. I have never worked for a poor man. And I am a small buisness owner that would fall into his tax increase, I'm not rich I can't afford to pay more in takes, I will have to layoff one of my employees, this will be the trend around the country. Big buisness only employs about 20% of the county the rest is small buisness and the government. I have no love for Mccain but at least he has a life time to draw on bad and good.

I know my spelling suck so have at it