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I don’t like to laugh at the pain of others…

fake-leg.jpg…but what the hell else am I supposed to do when MSNBC gives me a headline like this:

Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Sister with Fake Leg in Trailer

It gets even better when you read the article. Our queen also threatened to burn down a neighbor’s home during the incident. And she’s got quite a few prior arrests under her belt, including two DUI convictions. But here’s the clincher — during one of her DUI arrests, she was so shit-faced that she took the term literally and, while in the back of the cop car, she apparently smeared poo all over the car.

I wonder if Norwin High School has tried to get their crown back yet.