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Hush little baby, don’t say a turd…
It’s not just because I’m taking a highly-anticipated trip to Vegas tomorrow that I keep putting up posts about Vegas. But when The Las Vegas Review-Journal hits me up with a law-related headline like this, how can I not post about it: “Don’t sleep near feces or urine.”
That’s right peeps, a new ordinance in Sin City now banning outdoor, uh, deposits, also bans folks from sleeping near any feces or urine. Now, I totally get the desire to have a law on the books to fight outdoor sanitation dumps. But the sleep bit, what the hell is that all about? Well, when asked about it, a city attorney confirmed that it was simply a stupid mistake that won’t be enforced (although a similar provision may appear in later laws relating to parks and public toilets).
But the fact that it won’t be enforced for now, at least, means my plans for tomorrow night remain intact!
