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How’s a dude ever supposed to get laid?

beer.jpgBack in 2003, a British man was sentenced to four years in the clink for raping a woman. Now a free man again, the Brit has admitted to breaking into another woman’s bedroom and stealing her underwear, which he said was “a trophy” he was going to use for sexual gratification. The woman was asleep in her bedroom when Andrew Allan snuck in, woke her up, stole a purse and four pairs of undies, and then took off.

And now he’s been hit with a unique punishment in his Sexual Offences Prevention Order — he has been banned from drinking in public and, worse yet, from ever “approaching any females who are not known to him whilst under the influence of alcohol and using sexualised and/or threatening behaviour towards them.”

And frat boys across the country just shivered.